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The Great Cheese Riot Arraignment

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<large>SIFTOPIA MUNICIPAL COURT
SIFTQUSITION DOCKET No. CH33SE51F73R</Large>

ORDER IN THE COURT!

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<img src="http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/531/judgesamcopysk2.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>

<b>Please rise! The Hon. Judge Swampgirl, Presiding!</b>


The defendants stand accused of gross crimes against artistic sensibilities regarding the posting and conspiracy to post articles of dubious quality nineteen seventies era pop music and culture. The events transpired on the evening of April 10th, 2008 and persisted for two days with lingering effects for weeks. Being filed today are 51 counts of gross misconduct and artistic obscenity with intent to disturb the peace.

First witness to be called: Oxdottir
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http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/You-cheese-people

<em>You cheese people!
posted by oxdottir 1 month 2 weeks ago • 314 views
I hit the hot button today, to see what i've missed during the week, and EVERYTHING, I mean *EVERYTHING* is music from my youth that I absolutely HATED when it was new. I'm FIFTY, for christ's freaking sake! What happened? I feel like I'm being hunted across the moors by hounds or something! Someday someone is going to find you people and play Britney Spears and Celine Dion at you until you crack!

Then i look at the Top Sifts, and the highest vote is in the thirties. My sift has been perverted!

I BLAME THE CHEESE!</em>

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Also for entry into the Court’s records-

http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/Warning
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Also entered into the record is the fact that during the period of the crime, all avatars in the sidebar, top comments, and threads were filled with cheese, adding to the general public panic.

<Large><b>The following stand accused and for the court’s record we draw your attention to the most egregious example of each defendant’s cheese below each mughsot, where available:</b></large>

<b>CaptWillard: 7 Counts</b>


<img src="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1551/capnwillardbo4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Lost-In-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Olivia-Newton-John-A-Little-More-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nick-Gilder-Hot-Child-In-The-City
http://www.videosift.com/video/Cliff-Richard-We-Dont-Talk-Anymore
http://www.videosift.com/video/Robert-John-Sad-Eyes
http://www.videosift.com/video/Charlene-Ive-Never-Been-To-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-Sunshine-Band-Please-Dont-Go
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<b>Critttter: 2 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8420/cheesycritterun8.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lbh9c0noR4s&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lbh9c0noR4s&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Muskrat-Love-Captain-and-Tenille" title="Muskrat Love - Captain and Tenille">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Muskrat-Love-Captain-and-Tenille
http://www.videosift.com/video/Without-You-Harry-Nillsson
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<b>Dotdude: 6 Counts</b>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tPSenRhJ1Dg&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tPSenRhJ1Dg&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Elton-John-Kiki-Dee-Dont-Go-Breaking-My-Heart-1976" title="Elton John& Kiki Dee: Don't Go Breaking My Heart (1976)">videosift.com

http://www.videosift.com/video/Elton-John-Kiki-Dee-Dont-Go-Breaking-My-Heart-1976
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tony-Orlando-Dawn-Tie-a-Yellow-Ribbon-Round-the-Old-Oak
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rupert-Holmes-Escape-Pina-Colada-Song
http://www.videosift.com/video/Village-People-Macho-Man-Long-Version-1978
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elton-John-Kiki-Dee-Dont-Go-Breaking-My-Heart-1976
http://www.videosift.com/video/Donna-Summer-MacArthur-Park
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<b>Firefly: 6 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1817/fflycheesebm9.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pfm-17pu6SQ&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pfm-17pu6SQ&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Terry-Jacks-Seasons-in-the-Sun" title="Terry Jacks: Seasons in the Sun">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Barbarba-Streisand-Neil-Diaond-You-Dont-Bring-Me-Flowers
http://www.videosift.com/video/My-cheese-submission-Disco-Duck
http://www.videosift.com/video/Paul-Anka-Youre-Having-my-Baby
http://www.videosift.com/video/Eric-Carmen-All-by-Myself
http://www.videosift.com/video/My-cheese-submission-Disco-Duck
http://www.videosift.com/video/Terry-Jacks-Seasons-in-the-Sun
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<b>Greatbird: 5 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5241/greatbirdnc3.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dUyTZlJnRns&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dUyTZlJnRns&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Brady-Bunch-Keep-on-movin" title="Brady Bunch - Keep on movin">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brady-Bunch-Keep-on-movin
http://www.videosift.com/video/Little-River-Band-Reminiscing-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Earth-Wind-Fire-Thats-the-way-of-the-world
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chicago-Wishing-You-Were-Here
http://www.videosift.com/video/10cc-Im-Not-In-Love
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<b>Iwastheturkey: 1 Count</b>

<img src="http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4458/iwastheturkeycheesehh4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdclbSfngX4&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdclbSfngX4&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Together-Having-a-Ball" title="Together, Having a Ball!">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Together-Having-a-Ball
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<b>Jonny: 1 Count</b>
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Up-Up-And-Away
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8DQTs155nsA&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8DQTs155nsA&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Up-Up-And-Away" title="Up, Up And Away">videosift.com
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<b>Kevlar: 1 Count</b>

<img src="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9503/kevlarcheesesc1.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Twx8Sb_uZo&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Twx8Sb_uZo&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-All-Out-of-Love" title="Air Supply: All Out of Love">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-All-Out-of-Love
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<b>K0MMIE: 1 Count</b>

<img src="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2473/k0mmiecheeseah0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SuB8xWeA59I&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SuB8xWeA59I&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Abba-Take-a-Chance-on-Me" title="Abba - Take a Chance on Me">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Abba-Take-a-Chance-on-Me
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<b>Kronosposeidon: 1 Count</b>

<img src="http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6161/kpcheesehs3.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yuh-Gd-8_YM&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yuh-Gd-8_YM&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Morris-Albert-Feelings" title="Morris Albert - "Feelings"">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Morris-Albert-Feelings (killed)
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<b>Kulpims: 1 Count</b>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qG1yOdPjaVY&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qG1yOdPjaVY&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Pepel-in-Kri-Dan-Ljubezni" title="Pepel in Kri - Dan Ljubezni">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Pepel-in-Kri-Dan-Ljubezni
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<b>MarineGunrock: 3 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6375/mgcheesetj0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gFz2WkVAk38&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gFz2WkVAk38&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Van-McCoy-THe-Hustle" title="Van McCoy - The Hustle">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-sunshine-band-Get-down-tonight
http://www.videosift.com/video/Van-McCoy-THe-Hustle
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-sunshine-band-Shake-your-booty
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<b>Rottenseed: 4 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/351/rottenseedcheesepx4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O1aRWJ6sysI&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O1aRWJ6sysI&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Bobby-Womack-Across-110th-Street" title="Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/I-Wanna-Get-Next-to-You-scene-from-the-movie-Car-Wash
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bobby-Womack-Across-110th-Street
http://www.videosift.com/video/Parliament-Funkadelic-One-Nation-Under-a-Groove
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bootsy-Collins-Strectchin-Out
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<b>Uhohzombies: 9 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6141/uhohcheesetp5.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQtRathgoCk&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQtRathgoCk&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Seals-Crofts-Summer-Breeze" title="Seals & Crofts - Summer Breeze">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/James-Taylor-Carly-Simon-Mockingbird
http://www.videosift.com/video/Linda-Ronstadt-Youre-No-Good
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-Sunshine-Band-Thats-The-Way-I-Like-It
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mahattan-Transfer-Birdland
http://www.videosift.com/video/Engelbert-Humperdinck-After-the-Lovin
http://www.videosift.com/video/Seals-Crofts-Summer-Breeze
http://www.videosift.com/video/Gary-Wright-Dreamweaver
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Carpenters-Close-To-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/Neil-Sedaka-Laughter-In-The-Rain
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<b>Schmawy: 7 Counts</b>

<img src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7217/schmawycheesefr4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-38oelOufDc&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-38oelOufDc&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/More-Captain-and-Tennille-Love-will-keep-us-together" title="More Captain and Tennille- Love will keep us together">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-Captain-and-Tennille-Love-will-keep-us-together
http://www.videosift.com/video/Crystal-Gale-Dont-it-Make-My-Brown-Eyes-Blue-1978
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Bee-Gees-Too-Much-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nilsson-Without-you-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tom-T-Hall-I-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Charlie-Rich-The-Most-Beautiful-Girl-1974-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Carpenters-Calling-Occupants-of-Interplanetary-Craft
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<b>Silvercord: 1 Count</b>

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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eivZd4j5MBs&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eivZd4j5MBs&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/John-Denver-Sunshine-70s-Cheese-Review" title="John Denver - Sunshine - 70s Cheese Review">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/John-Denver-Sunshine-70s-Cheese-Review
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<b>SlipperyPete: 1 Count</b>
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ejyh5eFqsSg&hl=en&rel=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ejyh5eFqsSg&hl=en&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-the-Sunshine-Band-Boogie-Shoes" title="KC & the Sunshine Band - Boogie Shoes">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-the-Sunshine-Band-Boogie-Shoes
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<b>Choggie: 1 Count</b>
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<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6UVbz4QL4A&rel=0"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6UVbz4QL4A&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Year-of-the-Cat-Al-Stewart" title="Year of the Cat-Al Stewart">videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Special-Delivery-Captain-and-Tennille-Muskrat-Hairdoos (discarded)
http://www.videosift.com/video/Year-of-the-Cat-Al-Stewart (proto-cheese, honorable mention)
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<b><l>Other conspirators who’s crimes the court is still endeavoring to uncover</l></b>


Blankfist
<em> Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes </em>

<img src="http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1100/blankfistcheesekq9.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Cheesemoo
<em> Suspected of supplying raw contraband materials </em>

<img src="http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7169/cheesemoocheesecz5.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Dag
<em> Accused of actually enjoying submissions, aiding an abetting </em>

<img src="http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7313/dagcheeserq0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Fjnbk
<em> Originator of the Cheese Avatar </em>

<img src="http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8418/fjnbkcheeseoy2.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Lucky760
<em> Suspected technical expert, aiding and abetting </em>

<img src="http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3986/lucky760cheesern1.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Zeph
<em> Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes </em>

<img src="http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7836/zephcheeseyx0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Gwiz665
<em> Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes </em>

<img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8959/gwiz665cheesess7.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>


Fedquip
<em> Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes </em>

<img src="http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6192/fedquipcheesepl6.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>



<l><b>DEFENDANTS, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?</b></l>

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